You can't even flush the toilet, because the water is off most of the time.
There must be a guide book on how to leave your home when it’s taken over by the bank. For every 100 homes we purchase, probably 85 of them have a turd in the toilet that is so old that the flies have sucked every ounce of nutrition out if it and have stopped coming back all together. Even the smell has tapered off, though we’ve thought that there was probably enough methane built up to cause a small explosion. You can’t even flush the toilet, because the water is off most of the time.
Other acts involve totally trashing the house, graffiti on every wall and leaving things around that shouldn’t be left around.